Chuck Norris Mobile Game Is Coming
Bring a tad of awesome to your mobile with Nonstop Chuck Norris, the new game from Nonstop Knight's developer flaregames.
Featuring the legendary martial artist/actor and placing the player as his sidekick, experience (literally) nonstop action as you assist Chuck Norris as he travels through multiple universes, fighting an infinite horde of punks and all-round bad dudes while collecting jokes and facts about his legendary status. Unleash Chuck Norris' signature moves such as roundhouse kicks and fist slams, and collect power-ups scattered through the levels such as foldable chairs, chainsaws and selfie sticks.
"Why?", you may ask? Because when you’re a 77-year old seven-time world karate champion, who's gone toe to toe with Bruce Lee as part of a distinguished movie career, and have been the subject of thousands of Internet memes relating to your super-human powers, the one thing you need in your life is a mobile game about you.
Nonstop Chuck Norris is out for Android and iOS starting in late April.
COMMENTS
Acelister - 04:33pm, 10th March 2017
I miss Chuck Norris Facts...
At least I still get to hear facts about Liam Neeson's penis every week.
DCello - 04:45pm, 10th March 2017 Author
Where?
Acelister - 04:46pm, 10th March 2017
http://www.smodcast.com/channel/hollywoodbabbleon?audio=273
You can read them here: http://neesoncock.com
DCello - 04:49pm, 10th March 2017 Author
That's crass. At least Chuck Norris' ones were cute.