Tomb Raider (2013)

“A survivor is born... again. Reboots are en vogue, and if you wade in to take a look, you will see the internet floating on the horizon, drifting off in a sea of contempt. Remember when Fallout 3 was announced and it wasn't a carbon copy of the original? "Waah". What about when Dante got a haircut? "Waah".”