5 Things You Learn Playing With Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has made several fortunes for living her life whilst being filmed. She has also reportedly made a ton of cash on this Kim Kardashian Hollywood mobile app.

Fame can strike at any moment
For instance, you could be locking up a high end clothes store when up comes a superstar celebrity desperate to get in! Or even Kim Kardashian trying to get in! To repay you for allowing them to take free clothes, they might invite you to a photo shoot where you’ll suddenly become a model! A fashion model, from the pages of a magazine, billboards and bus stop posters!

Once you're famous, people love you
Once Kim vouched for me, I was loved. The photographer, the manager, random people in a club… When you’re part of the elite, you’re treated wonderfully by the elite and those who work directly for the elite. At least in public. Of course, being a mobile game it can’t go too far into the two-faced nature of the elite and their staff… Tell-all books aren’t written by people who have an unparalleled adoration for someone, after all.

Once you’re famous, people hate you
“Bumped into some tool outside the club who thought I was making time with his girl! I was, but she never mentioned him… He started a Twitter war against me! #toolistool”
Sure, if I was famous I wouldn’t be allowed to tweet that. But being hated is something all celebrities have to suffer through. You learn that first-hand as you play this game, though the hatred only comes from that one guy.

Famous people don’t get time to themselves
Between the parties, the flight times, photo shoots and drinks, a celebrity gets no time to sit down. You host a party and you have to talk to everyone before the timer runs out. It’s the only way to get fans on Twitter - by pressing the flesh with people you already know, in your own home. Obviously.

Celebrities are a bane on humanity/I’m jealous of famous people
They party, get paid a ton for very little, get to buy expensive cars and property in other countries… The only pressure is to remain famous, which isn’t very difficult. Just keep throwing parties and going to photo shoots. And keep in touch with your out-of-touch manager. So long as you do those two things, your life will go on being full of golden loveliness. After all, anyone can have their own TV show.